“So you like show tunes. It doesn’t mean you’re gay. It just means you’re awful.”
-- Sue, Episode 18: Laryngitis
2
July 27th 2010
“We all know I’m more popular than Rachel, and I dress better than her.”
-- Kurt, Episode 9: Wheels
1
July 27th 2010
“It’s like watching beige paint drop… I want a look that’s so optimistic, it could cure cancer.”
-- Shelby Corcoran, Episode 14: Hello
2
July 27th 2010
Glee 1.20

fuckyeahglee:

Mr. Hummel: I KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT!!! What, you think I didn’t use that word when I was your age? You know, some-some kid get caught in practice, we tell ‘em to stop being such a fag! Shake it off! We meant it exactly the way you meant it. That being gay is wrong. That it’s some kind of a punishable offense. I really thought you were different, Finn. You know, I thought that being in Glee club.. and being raised by your mom.. meant that you were some.. [you know] new generation of dudes, who saw things differently, who just [you know] kind of came into the world, knowing, of what has taken me years of struggling to figure out. I guess I was wrong. I’m sorry Finn, but you can’t-you can’t stay here.
181
July 19th 2010
“I’ve got a full ride to a little school called the University of California Los Angeles. Maybe you’ve heard of it — it’s in Los Angeles.”
-- Jesse St. James, Episode 14, Hell-O
6
July 16th 2010
“You may be two of the stupidest teens I’ve ever encountered - and that’s saying something. I once taught a cheerleading seminar to Sarah Palin.”
-- Sue Sylvester, Episode 14, Hell-O
1
July 16th 2010
Episode 13: Sectionals
Santana:  Having sex is not dating.
Brittany:  If it were Santana and I would be dating.
2
July 16th 2010
“It makes it hard to appreciate your talent because I wanna shove a sock in your throat.”
-- Kurt to Rachel, Episode 11, Hairography
3
July 15th 2010
“I spent large segments of each day picturing you choking on food, and I recently contacted an exotic animal dealer because I had a very satisfying dream that I once shoved your face into one of those pink-inflamed monkey butts.”
-- Sue, Episode 22, Journey
3
July 15th 2010
“Dear journal… Feeling listless again today. It began at dawn when I tried to make a smoothie out of beef bones.”
-- Sue, Episode 6, Vitamin D
3
October 10th 2009

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